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The Circles of Hell

via Saki

Ok, so it isn’t really that bad yet, but so far this week I’ve been sized up and found deficient by a 20-year-old wearing JEGGINGS, started taking internet surveys for pocket change, and still haven’t canceled my registration for security guard certification. Because I am weak and need to feel like I have an insurance policy, even if it is an insurance policy that makes no sense at all.

I also officially figured out the first pitfall to date of sleeping in a loft bed. I will spare you the gory details.

In closing, I do not know which of the very few nonprofits I give money to sold my information to every other charity on the planet, but I will never have to buy a return address label as long as I live here. So that’s something, I guess.