The Maya Angelou Prank Show is the funniest skit I’ve seen on SNL since… well, ever. SNL is not typically very funny. But Maya knows why the caged bird laughs, and it is because her esteemed colleague Cornell West has sat in a pie.

HOW DID I NEVER KNOW ABOUT THIS. Accio that box of tissues.

How did I never know TurtleCalls existed??? Friends, be on alert that this is what everyone will be getting for all major life events henceforth.

It’s really too bad I’m not yet crazy enough to buy holiday presents for the animals.

Well, my mom’s animals anyway. Pidge deserved a new collar.

Ok, these cartoon and comic endorsements of the Occupy Movement are pretty great. Even if I am still mad at the lot of them for getting me arrested. Surely that isn’t April O’Neil’s fault.

This is the most meme-tastic Jewwy new year treat I’ve ever received. From Grandpa and his wife Fran.

Africa? Rosh Hashana? Same difference.

I would take on all the loans and go to law school TOMORROW if someone could guarantee me job placement at the law firm of SAUCY & SAUCY.

(via Adulting)

Hello, I’m Shelly Duvall your childhood.

And a thousand new nerd-fantasies were born.

Flavorpill has a great photoset of behind-the-scenes shots from the original trilogy. Great stuff.

Subtly branded content or no, it’s hard to resist a great Parkour video with high production values.

I swear, these clips are the only things in the world that give me any motivation or desire to become athletic again.