I, too, dislike it.
This will henceforth be my only OTP, forever and always.

This will henceforth be my only OTP, forever and always.

Image by Harry Whittier Frees.
Or as I like to think of it, “Portrait of a Monday.”

Image by Harry Whittier Frees.

Or as I like to think of it, “Portrait of a Monday.”

This just seems excessive. Endorsed by the Humane Society or not, it’s bad enough we let televisions babysit our children… pay somebody to visit the damn dog if you’re too busy to take adequate care of the poor thing.

Cat in an Empty Apartment, Wisława Szymborska

Die—you can’t do that to a cat.
Since what can a cat do
in an empty apartment?
Climb the walls?
Rub up against the furniture?
Nothing seems different here
but nothing is the same.
Nothing’s been moved
but there’s more space.
And at nighttime no lamps are lit.

Footsteps on the staircase,
but they’re new ones.
The hand that puts fish on the saucer
has changed, too.

Something doesn’t start
at its usual time.
Something doesn’t happen
as it should.
Someone was always, always here,
then suddenly disappeared
and stubbornly stays disappeared.

Every closet’s been examined.
Every shelf has been explored.
Excavations under the carpet turned up nothing.
A commandment was even broken:
papers scattered everywhere.
What remains to be done.
Just sleep and wait.

Just wait till he turns up,
just let him show his face.
Will he ever get a lesson
on what not to do to a cat.
Sidle toward him
as if unwilling
and ever so slow
on visibly offended paws,
and no leaps or squeals at least to start.

I think Pidgin might be sick and this might have made me cry at my desk a little. Mondays are not kind.

I’m kind of (read: completely) obsessed by this collection of famous paintings improved by cats.

I’m kind of (read: completely) obsessed by this collection of famous paintings improved by cats.

Why are there so many amazing critter/Star Wars videos on the internet this week? Not that I’m complaining.

Where can I find an AT-AT costume for Pidgin, like, yesterday???

I know a cat or two who thinks like this :)

I know a cat or two who thinks like this :)

It gets a little harder to hate the pandas at the National Zoo when they do adorable things like take up painting. 
They still sleep 18 hours a day and make it impossible to get past the tourists to the elephant house, but at least they’re attempting to make something of themselves.

It gets a little harder to hate the pandas at the National Zoo when they do adorable things like take up painting. 

They still sleep 18 hours a day and make it impossible to get past the tourists to the elephant house, but at least they’re attempting to make something of themselves.

It’s really too bad I’m not yet crazy enough to buy holiday presents for the animals.
Well, my mom’s animals anyway. Pidge deserved a new collar.

It’s really too bad I’m not yet crazy enough to buy holiday presents for the animals.

Well, my mom’s animals anyway. Pidge deserved a new collar.